In my dream, I ha job as the Special Adviser on governance,
in the last government. One day during one of my press briefings, a reporter
asked, “Why don’t you change the government’s emblem to a CONDOM?” Though
shocked, embarrassed and agitated, I politely and calmly asked, “Why on earth,
would you make such a suggestion?”
And without mincing words, the reporter responded, “Because
it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows
for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch
of pricks and assholes, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed.”
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