What Causes Mad Cow Disease?

When a sexy female TV reporter with big boobs, who was preparing her article on the cause of Mad Cow Disease, she went to interview a farmer and said to the farmer, “Sir, we are here to get some information on what causes Mad Cow Disease. We shall appreciate any ideas you may have." And the farmer asked, "Do you know that a Bull screws a Cow only once a year?” Though a bit embarrassed, the reporter replied, "Well, that's a piece of valuable information. But what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"

But the farmer continued, "Well Madam, do you know that we milk the Cow twice a day?" And blushingly, the reporter said, "Sir, this is really another great piece of information. What about the Mad Cow Disease?" And staring at her big tits, the farmer responded, "I am getting to the point madam. If I was playing with your boobs twice a day, and screwing you only once a year, wouldn't you get MAD?"