A husband suddenly burst into the kitchen, while his wife
was making a breakfast of fried eggs for him, and said, "Careful, CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful, CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him, and retorted, "What the hell is
wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" And the
husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm
driving!"
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