When a Lady, who was about seven months pregnant, got on a
bus and noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, she immediately moved
to another seat. Then the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. And the
man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and had the man arrested. When the case came up in
court, the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this.
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. And
when she sat under a sign that said, 'The Gold Dust Twins are coming,' I had to
smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling,' and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under a sign
that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,' and I could hardly control
myself. BUT when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I laughed out loud."
The case was dismissed.
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