While in an antique shop, a young woman bought a mirror which
she later hung on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she
playfully said, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line
forty-four." Instantly, there was a brilliant flash of light, and her
breasts grew to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she ran to tell her husband
what happened, and in minutes they both returned.
This time, the husband crossed his fingers and said,
"Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis, touch the floor." Again,
there was a bright flash and both his legs were off the floor.
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