When a man walked into a crowded doctor's office reception,
and approached the reception desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, how may
we help you?" And the man replied, "There's something wrong with my
dick." The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that." Surprised at her outburst,
the man asked, "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you."
"We do not use language like that here," she said.
"Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong
with your ear, or whatever." Obediently, the man walked out, waited
several minutes and reentered. The receptionist then smiled smugly and asked,
"Yes?" And the man stated, "There's something wrong with my ear."
The receptionist nodded approvingly, then asked, "And what is wrong with
your ear, sir?" And the man replied, "I can't piss out of it."
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