Three fathers were having a quiet drink at their local club
and talking about the state of the nation, when suddenly one father said, “I
wonder what the world is turning into. I suspect that my 15 year old daughter
is smoking. The other day, I found an empty cigarette packet under her bed.”
The other two chorused, “Oh no!"
And a second father said, "That's nothing, compared to
what I found in the bin, in my 14 year old daughter’s room.” The other asked,
“And what did you find?” The second
father replied, “I found two empty miniature liquor bottles.” The other fathers
said in unison, "Oh dear!"
Then the third dad said, "Mine's worse than both of
those combined. I went into my 15 year old daughter's room and found two used
condoms and some tissues." The other two fathers screamed in unison,
"Jesus Christ!" The third father added, "Yeah, I didn't even know
she had a dick."
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