A Small Wash

There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Every time one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.” The husband smiles and says, “That sounds like fun.”

After a few nights had passed, the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few more nights go by and the same thing happens. But the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it, one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away.

However, when a few moments passed and the wife’s needs arose, she rolled over and recited the words, “Washing machine.” But the husband turned over and said, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”