As soon as John turned on his PC one evening, his first
message read, “I’m so sorry John, for I've been riddled with guilt and I have
to confess. I have been tapping your wife frequently. I do so, when you're not
around. In fact, I may have been enjoying your wife, more than you do. I'm not
getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt
and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology, with my promise that it won't
happen again.
Infuriated, anguished and feeling betrayed, John went into
his bedroom, and had a long drawn out fight with his wife about her infidelity.
His wife’s denials all fell on deaf ears, as John prepares to file for divorce.
A few moments later when John got back to his PC, another message
came in that said, “Correction, I meant wifi, not wife."
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