A guy takes her girlfriend home to meet his parents, and
have dinner. This being her first time of meeting the family, she was understandably
very nervous. A few momenta after they had all sat down and began eating a fine
meal, the lady began to feel a little discomfort, no thanks, to her nervousness
and a beans meal she has had earlier. When the gas pains became unbearable, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's
feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Rover!" The lady thought,
"This is great." And a big smile came across her face. But when a couple
minutes later, she began to feel the pain again, she didn't hesitate to let a
much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
"Dammit, Rover!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes."
And a few minutes later when the lady had to let another one
rip, she didn't even think about it. She just let rip a fart that rivaled a
train whistle blowing. This time, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
yelled, "Dammit, Rover, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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