Late one might, two priests went to have their shower. They
had undressed and stepped into the showers, before they realized there was no
soap. One of the priests, decided to go get some soap from his room. And
without bothering to get dressed, he dashed off, got to his room, grabbed two
bars of soap in his hands, and started heading back.
Halfway down the hall, he saw three nuns approaching. Having
no place to hide, he stood against the wall and froze like he's a statue. The
nuns stopped, and while commenting on how lifelike he looked, the first nun
suddenly reached out and pulled his penis. Startled, he dropped a bar of soap.
"Oh look, it’s a soap dispenser." The 2nd nun said.
To test her theory she also pulled his penis and sure enough
he dropped his second and last bar of soap. And not wishing to be left out, the
third nun then pulled once, twice, and three times, but nothing happened. But
on her fourth try, she exclaimed, "Look, a hand cream dispenser."
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