Using The Power Of Mind Over Matter

A woman, who has had serious headaches for several years, invited an old school mate for dinner. During dinner, she said, “I have been having serious headaches, for which I have tried almost everything, including, consulting several doctors, without any positive results.”

The friend listened sympathetically, thought for a moment and said, “I shall refer you to this hypnotist. He is acclaimed for working wonders on anything.”

The next day, the woman comes home from the hypnotist and says to her husband, "Remember those headaches I have been having all of these years? Well, they are gone."

"No more headaches?" "What happened?" The husband asked

His wife replies, "Victoria referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeatedly say, I DO NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache. I DO NOT have a headache." “Believe it or not, it worked. The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband is unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it. After his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be right back.” He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful."

The husband says, "Don't move. I will be right back.” He goes back into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later for a second round with his wife. And the second round was even better than the first one.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great." Her husband again says. “Don't move. I'll be right back.” With that he goes back in the bathroom.

This time his wife quietly follows and sees him through the open crack in the door standing in front of the mirror and saying, "She's NOT my wife. She's NOT my wife. She's NOT my wife."