Right To Demand Exclusivity

Storming into his lawyer's office, an oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.

"What seems to be the problem?" The lawyer asked.

"I want to hit that adulterant bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil magnate.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her."

"You are damn right," the tycoon rejoined. "But I sure as hell expect exclusive drilling rights.” He concluded.