Be Careful What You Wish For

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside an old cupboard. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said to himself.

He then took the lamp home, and while polishing it, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes, as with all genies. Now, you can begin to wish. The genie said.

For my first wish, "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." The employee said. Instantly, he gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."

Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully. And what is your third and last wish? The genie asked. And for my third and last wish, "I wish I'd never have to work again." Instantly, he was back in his government office.