Married To God

A man, who suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store, was rushed by paramedics to the nearest hospital; where he had an emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms and a pen.

Apparently, she was interested in how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance policy?" The nun asked. "No health insurance policy." He replied in a raspy voice. "Do you have money in the bank?" She asked. "No money in the bank." He replied. "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" She asked, getting irritated.

"I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." He replied.  The nun became visibly agitated and announced rather loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters.” “Nuns are married to God."

Perfect, the man said. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law."