How I Became Celibate

While attending a marriage seminar on communication with my wife, the instructor declared, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

After a brief moment, he asked, "Can any man tell us his wife's favorite hobby?"

Considering that was easy enough, I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "Shopping-trips, isn't it honey?"

And thus began my life of celibacy.