When God Sneezed

One night a man woke up suddenly at midnight, and was sweating all over. When his frighten wife asked, “Are you okay? What’s the problem?” The man replied, “I just dreamed that I died!” And his wife asked, “Was it so bad up there that you have to be sweating all over?” The exclaimed, “You bet! I got up there, and was right in front of God himself, when he suddenly sneezed so boomingly loud. And I didn’t know what to say to him!  Whoa was that traumatic!”