The Freezing Drunk

One cold night when a drunk stumbled out of a beer parlour which was situated close to a cemetery, and wasn’t careful where he was going, he fell into a freshly dug grave. After a while he screamed on the top of his lungs, “Help! I’m freezing!” Before long another drunk sauntered out of the beer parlour and made his way towards the first drunk’s repeated cries of, “I’m freezing!” And the second drunk came closer and scolded. “Of course you are! “You kicked off all of the sand they had covered, you with!”