The Nervous Dad

When a man’s wife was in labour, and he was a nervous wreck, the hospital staff kept telling him, “Just relax.” But the more he heard those words, the more nervous he became. After what seemed like a week, to both him and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news and exclaimed, “It’s a girl!” And the man said, “Thank God. At least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”