On their first date, the lady asked the man, “So, do you
drink?” And the man replied, “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.”
Impressed, the lady exclaimed, “Wow! That must take a lot of self-control.” But
the man explained, “Well I found out I was allergic to it. Every time I drank,
I broke out in handcuffs.”
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