His New Best Friend

A man was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, the man charged into the bar and confronting his friend, he asked, “What’s going on?” And his friend replied, “It’s my wife. She ran off with my best friend!” But the man asked, “Hey wait a second! Aren’t I your best friend?” And with a happy smile his friend replied, “Not any more. He is now!”