Who Is Dumber?

When three drinking-friends were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were, the first guy said, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge, big enough to keep it in!" The second guy agreed that sounded pretty thick, but said his wife was thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $27,000 on a new car, and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third guy nodded sagely, and agreed that though these two women sounded real stupid, he still thinks his wife was dumber. He then chuckled and said, "Guys, I have to laugh when I think about it. Last week my wife left for a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least 5 boxes of condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis!"