Once upon a time, a lady was in the delivery room starting
to deliver her baby. As the head came out, it was dark and had an afro. So the
doctor asked, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?" The lady
replied, "Well, yes, but only once." And the doctor said, "Once
is all it takes."
When the torso appeared and it was yellow, the doctor asked,
"Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" The lady replied, "Well,
yes, but only once." Again the doctor said, "Once is all it takes."
And when the legs came out and they were red, the doctor asked her if she had
ever slept with an Indian. With the lady’s usual reply of, "Well, yes, but
only once," the doctor again said, "Once is all it takes."
And finally when the doctor had pulled the baby all the way
out, held it upside down, and slapped its bottom to make it cry and it started
to cry, the woman exclaimed, "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't
bark!"
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