While addressing the students on the first day of college,
the Dean pointed out some of the rules. He said, "The female dormitory
will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the
female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first
time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the
second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student inquired,
"How much for a season pass?"
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