What To Do After Prayers

When a guy called Joseph found himself in serious financial trouble with his business almost going bust, he decided to ask God for help. So, he went to the nearest church and prayed, "God, please help me. I've almost lost my business. If I don't get some money fast, I'm going to lose everything. Please let me win the lotto." And when Lotto night came, somebody else won. Again Joseph went back to the church, and prayed, "God, please let me win the lotto this time, because I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Another Lotto night came, but Joseph still didn’t win.

In desperation, Joseph went back to the church and asked, "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife. Now, my children and I are starving. You know that I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time, so I can get my life back in order?" Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened up, and Joseph was surrounded by the voice of GOD himself, "JOSEPH, STOP DAY-DREAMING, AND MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS. GO BUY A BLOODY LOTTO TICKET!”