Sunday, 22 February 2015

Attaining Spiritual Purity

To pass a final test before their ordination, twelve priests were made to line up in a straight row, totally naked, with a small bell attached to each penis, in a garden. Then a beautiful, sexy and big breasted, nude model was brought to dance before them. The priests were told that anyone, whose bell rang when she danced along, wouldn’t be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model started dancing before the first candidate, but with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly, that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground well in front of him. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring like crazy.

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