Monday, 2 February 2015

How Grandpa Got A Stiff Neck

When a five year old boy went to visit his grandparents, and met his grandfather sitting on the porch, in his rocker, wearing only a shirt, and naked from the waist down, he exclaimed, “Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie's out and everybody can see it!"

But grandpa looked off in the distance, and didn’t answer. The little asked again, "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" Then grandpa looked at him and said, "Son, last week I sat here with no shirt on. Just watching the cars go by. And I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

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