Sunday, 22 February 2015

And They Do, Too

One evening when Paul was enjoying a quiet drink and generally feeling good with himself outside his local bar, a Nun suddenly appeared at his table and started decrying the evils of drink. She said, "Young man, you should be ashamed of yourself. Drinking is a Sin. Alcohol is the blood of the devil." Getting pretty annoyed, Paul went on the offensive, and asked, "How do you know this, Sister?" The Nun responded, "My Mother Superior told me so." Paul further asked, "But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?" And the Nun replied, "Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

Amiably, Paul suggested, "Then let me buy you a drink. If you still believe afterwards that it is evil, I will give up drinking for life." And the nun retorted, "How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house, and be drinking?" And Paul assured her, "I'll ask the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know." Reluctantly, the Nun agreed. So Paul went inside, and said to the barman, "Another same for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks; then he lowered his voice and added, and could you put the vodka in a teacup?" And the bartender exclaimed, "Oh no! It's not that Nun again, is it?"

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