Monday, 9 February 2015

How To Please The People

When the Pope was finishing his sermon, he ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini." Which translated, means, “Blessed be Mankind.” The next day, a women's rights group approached the Pope with their observation, that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

So after his sermon the next day, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" Which translated, means, “Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.” And not to be outdone, a gay rights group approached the Pope the next day and said, “We noticed you blessed Mankind and Womankind. We would appreciate if you could also bless gay people.” And the Pope said, "Sure, no problem."

And the next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti.”

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