Uncanny Asset Insurance

One Monday morning, a man called an Insurance office and requested to speak with an Asset Manager. And when an Asset Manager came on line, the man asked, “Do you do Penis Insurance?” The Asset Manager replied, “Sure, we do Penis Insurance! Penis is a very important Asset!!” The man then asked, “So when a Penis malfunctions or stop functioning, do you replace it with a new one?” And the Asset Manager replied, “Oh no sir! Once it stops functioning, we provide free service to your wife for the rest of her life.”