Be More Aware Of Your Marital Affairs

A mother asked her son, “Who is the current Pope?” And when the son said, “I don’t know,” she slapped him and said, “You idiot, he is Pope Francis. Next time, you should be more aware of your religious affairs.” A few minutes later, the son asked her mother, “Mum, who is Aunty Elizabeth?” And the mother replied, “I don’t know, though you don’t have an Aunty Elizabeth.” But the son said, “Yes, I do. Now I wish I can slap you, because Aunty Elizabeth is daddy's girlfriend! Next time you should be more aware of your marital affairs!!”