He Threw Out The Wrong Bitch!

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. When he was finally granted R&R and got on a very crowded train bound for London, he walked the length of the train looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. So the war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?” The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can’t you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?” The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest. But after another trip down to the end of the train, he again found himself facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, “Please lady, may I sit there? I’m very tired.”

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, “You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!” The soldier didn’t say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked, railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. Then an English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, “You know, Sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.”