A mafia boss, accompanied by his lawyer walked into a room
to meet with his ex-accountant, who had stolen his money. The mafia boss asked
the accountant, "Where's the three million dollars you embezzled from
me?" When the accountant didn't
answer, he asked again, "Where's the three million dollars you embezzled
from me?"
The lawyer interrupts, "Sir, the man has since become
deaf and dumb and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The
mafia boss then said, "Well, ask him where the fucking money is." The
lawyer, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million
dollars was. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking
about." The lawyer interpreted to the mafia boss, "He doesn't know
what you're talking about."
The mafia boss immediately pulled out a pistol, puts it to
the temple of the accountant, cocked it and said, "Ask him again where the
fucking money is." The lawyer signed to the accountant, "He wants to
know where it is." The accountant signed back, "Okay! Okay! The
money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The mafia
boss asked, "Well, what did he say?" The lawyer replied, "He said
that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." And the mafia boss
pulled the trigger.
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