When selling his freshly caught fish on a street corner, and
to get his customers' attention; he resorted to yelling, "Dam fish for sale!
Get your dam fish here!" A Pastor heard this, stopped and asked, "Boy,
why are you calling them, dam fish?" The boy responded, "Because I
caught these fish at our local dam." And the Pastor bought a couple of the
fish.
On getting home, he said to his wife, “Honey, please take
and cook these dam fish, for dinner.” The wife responded with surprise, "I
didn't know it was acceptable for a man of God to speak that way." He then
explained to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asked his
son to pass the dam fish. The son chuckled and responded, "That's the
spirit, Dad! Now pass the fucking potatoes!"
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