What Were They Expecting?

While in Ireland, two nuns who had heard that Americans eat dogs, prayed for an opportunity to try it when they visit America. And the Lord heard their prayers. So during a tour of New York City, they were delighted to hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs here!"

They immediately rushed over to get one each. As the first nun opened hers, her face turned white and she asked the second nun, "What part did you get?"