One evening while three nuns were chatting, the first nun
says, "When I was cleaning in Father's room the other day, you won’t
believe what I found.” The other two chorused, “What did you find?” The first
nun answers, “A bunch of pornographic magazines." The other two then
asked, "And what did you do?" The first nun replies, "Well, of
course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. Last week
while I was in Father's room putting away the laundry, I found a bunch of
condoms." "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns, in unison. "What
did you do?" They asked. "I poked holes in all of them." she
replies. The third nun screams, “Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus!” She is still being
revived.
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