The Killjoy

On the night of their 40th anniversary, the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looks up from his newspaper and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asks.

Though he was not much in the mood for this, he however sighs and responds, "Well, honey, as I remember it, I said, Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now that it is forty years later, and I'm in the same negligee, what do you have to say tonight?"

He looked her from up to down, and from down to up, then replied, "Mission accomplished."