1.
Tears: Tears are the hydraulic force by which
masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water-power.
2.
Yawn: A Yawn is the only time some married men
ever get to open their mouths.
3. Marriage:
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor Degree, and a woman
gains her Masters.
4. Conference
Room: A Conference Room is a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
5. School:
A School is a place where parents pay and children play.
6. Father:
A Father is a Banker provided by Nature.
7. Life
Insurance: A Life Insurance is a contract that keeps you poor all your life, so
that you can die Rich.
8. Nurse:
A Nurse is a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
9. Doctor:
A doctor is one who holds your ills with pills, and kills you will bills.
10. Boss:
A boss is someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.
11. Politician:
A politician is one who shakes your hands before elections, and shakes your
confidence thereafter.
12.
Criminal: A criminal is no different from the
rest, except that he or she got caught.
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