My Missed Opportunity

While I was passing through town and arrived at a friend’s home, he said to me, “You will either sleep on the couch, or you sleep with baby.” I had a quick think in my head, “Babies pee in bed and sometimes cry at night,” so I said, “I shall sleep on the couch.” The next morning, a beautiful, slim and tall girl with 38D breasts, 24” waist and 34” hips; the type who walks into a room and everyone say, “Oh My God,” walked in and greeted me, “Happy morning, Sir! I’m Betty, the Maid of the house, but everyone calls me Baby here, and you?" I looked sheepishly at her and said, “Just call me, Idiot!”