The Cheating Wife

Come bedtime, an angry wife thrust a box of condoms at her husband’s face and asked, “You miserable cheat, this box comes six condoms in a pack and we have only used one. How come only three, are left?” And when the husband replied, “Emmm, when you were out last night, Tunde came, said he had a hot date and borrowed two.” The wife screamed, “You bloody liar! Tunde didn’t use condom!!” And the husband exclaimed, “Say WHAT!!!”