The Bragging Catholics

When four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee, the first Catholic man said, “My son is a Priest, and when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” And the second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop, and when he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.” Then the third Catholic man said, “My son is a Cardinal, and when he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

As the first three Catholic men held their breath for more testimonies, the forth Catholic man said, “My son is the Pope, and when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” And since the lone Catholic woman seemed busy sipping her coffee in silence, the four Catholic men gave her a subtle, “Well?” She then smiled and proudly replied, “Well, I have a beautiful daughter who is slim, tall, with 38D breasts, 24” waist and 34” hips. And when she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”