A lady walked up to the Desk Sergeant in a Police Station and
hysterically said, “I would like to file rape charges against my next door
neighbour who has just raped me for two hours.” The Sergeant quizzically looked
the lady over, scratched his head and said, “Rape is a very serious crime! But
madam, the incident lasted for two hours; and besides, the guy is so skinny,
you’re about twice his size. Why didn’t you put up any form of resistance?” And
the lady responded, “I just didn’t want to take the law into my hands!”
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