Never Quit Cycling And Wine

When Silvio, an 80 year old Italian went to the doctor for a check-up, the doctor was amazed at the shape the guy was in. So the doctor asked, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” And proudly, Silvio responded, “I'm Italian and I am a Cyclist. And that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out Cycling up and down the highways. I have a glass of vino and all is well.” And the doctor said, “Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?”

But Silvio asked, “Who said my Father's dead?” The doctor was amazed. So he asked “You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive? How old is he?' And Silvio replied, “Yes, and he's 102 years old. He cycled with me this morning, went to the beach for a walk, had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. So the doctor said, “Well, that's great but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?” And again Silvio shot out, “Who said my Nonno is dead?”

The doctor was stunned, but he asked, “You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? Incredible!! How old is he?” Silvio replied, “Yes, my Nonno is still living! And he is 123 years old.” And when the doctor, though getting frustrated at this point asked, “So, I guess he went Cycling with you this morning too?” Silvio replied, “No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.” And at this point, the doctor was close to losing it. But he managed to ask, “Getting married? Why would a 123 year old guy want to get married?” Then Silvio explained, “No one said he wanted to get married! He had to!! The girl got pregnant!!!”