When Matthew and Solomon wanted a drink real bad, but barely had a dollar
between them, Matthew came up with an idea and bought a large sausage. They then
went into a pub and ordered 4 drinks each. Then Matthew said to Solomon, "After
we have had our drinks, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go down
on your knees and put it in your mouth. The bartender will get mad and throw us
out." They did exactly that, and sure enough, the bartender threw them out
of the Pub.
They then went from pub to pub, had more free drinks, and each and
every time, they were thrown out. By the time they got to the 10th pub, Solomon
said, "I can't do this anymore! I am so drunk, and my knees are killing
me." And Matthew said, "How do you think I feel! I can't even
remember at which pub I lost the Sausage!!”
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