When on their way home after a couple had
wined and dined in a fine restaurant to celebrate their 50th wedding
anniversary, and she noticed a tear in his eye, she asked, “Honey, are you getting
sentimental because we are celebrating 50 wonderful years together?” And he replied,
“No, I was thinking about the time before we got married, when your father
threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years
if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!”
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