Some Quotes

1.       A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

2.       Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

3.       I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

4.       Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

5.       I am a nobody, nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

6.       If money grew on trees, girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.

7.       Be nice to your children, they will be choosing your nursing home.

8.       The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.

9.       Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

10.   Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next.