A religious woman upon waking up each morning, would open
her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This
infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter, “There
is no Lord.” One morning, when the atheist neighbour overheard her praying for
food, and thinking it would be funny, went and bought her all sorts of groceries
and left them on her porch.
The next morning the lady screamed as usual, “Praise the
Lord, who gave me this food.” The neighbour laughing so hard he could barely
get the words out, screamed, “It wasn’t the Lord, it was me.” The lady without
missing a beat screamed back, “Praise the Lord, for not only giving me food,
but making the atheist pay for it!!“
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