More Quotes

1.       Dear GOD please help me have patience, and make it quick!

2.       A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.

3.       Time is the best teacher; the only problem is it kills all of its students.

4.       Life is just a phase you’re going through, you’ll get over it.

5.       When everything else fails, try the directions.

6.       Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.

7.       Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

8.       Men are like parking spaces; the good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.

9.       The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.