A drunk phoned the local police department and cried out, “Thieves
have been in my car. And they have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator.” But before the police investigators
could start off, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the
line with a hiccup, “Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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