Absent From Church

David walked over to the Priest after services and said, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary. I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big carnival next Sunday. I just can’t. Missing it is just out of the question.” And putting his arm around David, the Priest said, “Oh David David, don’t you know that’s what recorders are for.” David’s face immediately lit up, “You mean I could record your sermon?”